Better than the puppy.
Better than a human baby.
How adorable is this?
Don't you want to adopt it and make it your child?
And dress it up in little baby turtle clothes?
And feed it little mashed up bugs?
No?
Is that just me?
Okay.
Nevermind.
Kelsey stayed with me last night.
She says I make weird noises in my sleep.
I said, "Sex noises?"
She said, "Yeah."
Uh oh.
It's not true. She's a weirdo and likes to lie.
Actually she doesn't, but let's just pretend she does.
Kelsey stayed with me last night.
She says I make weird noises in my sleep.
I said, "Sex noises?"
She said, "Yeah."
Uh oh.
It's not true. She's a weirdo and likes to lie.
Actually she doesn't, but let's just pretend she does.
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