February 1

I love Hugs.
Not the physical kind.
The chocolate kind.
I could live off the Hershey Hugs.
Forever.
I wish I could melt down 10 million Hugs for a warm chocolaty pool.
I'd swim in it.
I'd eat it.
It would be wonderful.

If I could be any animal, I would be a golden lion tamarin.
Their primary mating system is polyandry.
Know what that means?
Here's the official definition:
 "Groups in which two or more males mate with a single female during a single breeding season and collaborate to raise her offspring."
Know what this means to me?
IT'S RAINING MEN. HALLELUJAH IT'S RAINING MEN. YEAH!
The males would even help raise my babies.
Hellz yeah!
Plus, check out what they look like:



Look at that red hair.
If the Hindus are right about reincarnation, put me down as one of these guys in my next go around.

Lauren out.