February 2

Happy Groundhog Day!
Groundhogs are cute.
One time I saw one up in a tree.
No one believed me though.
But just so you know, they can climb trees.
Crazy little land-beavers.



If I had a groundhog...
I would:
eat it
make it climb a tree
feed it Blowpops
name it Luthor.

Wouldn't that be a cute name for a groundhog?
I think so.
I'd put him on a leash and drag walk him around.

Except, I don't really want a one.
They look too much like beavers.
So when I took him out on his walks, people would make snide jokes about Lauren and her beaver.
And really, I can't take that kind of teasing.
*sniffle*

Anyway.
Let's just say groundhogs are off the list of pets.
My pet crow still on though!
Can't wait to get non-stuffed animal Ronnie!

Sayonara.

February 1

I love Hugs.
Not the physical kind.
The chocolate kind.
I could live off the Hershey Hugs.
Forever.
I wish I could melt down 10 million Hugs for a warm chocolaty pool.
I'd swim in it.
I'd eat it.
It would be wonderful.

If I could be any animal, I would be a golden lion tamarin.
Their primary mating system is polyandry.
Know what that means?
Here's the official definition:
 "Groups in which two or more males mate with a single female during a single breeding season and collaborate to raise her offspring."
Know what this means to me?
IT'S RAINING MEN. HALLELUJAH IT'S RAINING MEN. YEAH!
The males would even help raise my babies.
Hellz yeah!
Plus, check out what they look like:



Look at that red hair.
If the Hindus are right about reincarnation, put me down as one of these guys in my next go around.

Lauren out.